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“If I stare at Daddy with my big brown eyes long enough, maybe he won’t notice I’m using my fingers.”
“Daddy Daddy, look at my expressions, not the spagetti. Did you see i can eat it myself?”
Quick dad, get this on youtube.
“Isa never quite recovered after she was turned down by Gerber AND Johnson and Johnson…”
“The Corleone Family wants to buy me out?! No! I buy you out! You don’t buy me out!”
Spaghetti Slurping – This is How You Do It Right.
“Should I have used chopsticks?”
I REALLY need to stuff it all in before my sister nicks it all,GREEEEDY LASS
More marinara sauce please!
“Ugh…you’re going to put this on Twitter, aren’t you, Daddy? “
Ok, I ate my dinner. Can I go play now??
“Daddy!…you’re NOT using your fingers!”
Dessert…nom, nom….menu…nom, nom….please
What do you mean there’s no dessert?
“spaghetti?? Where??”
Daddy, when are we coming back? My royalties begin when?
Play-Doh has come a long way in the design of their spaghetti factories!
This is impossible! How on earth am I supposed to eat this stuff, can’t they give me that curly pasta its much easier?
“Mmmmm, braaaaiiiinnnsss!”
“Imitation of Lewis Howes eating Pad Thai”
Don’t give me that look. It’s what bibs are for.
Forks? We don’t need no stinking forks!
What do you mean, “fork”?
Got pasghetti?
Pasta? What pasta, Daddy? I didn’t see any pasta!
Kiss, Daddy?
Favorite: Quick dad, get this on youtube.
Oh, the things I do just to keep you people amused.
Can you make a spaghetti beard too?
This is going to be one unforgettable picture on Twitter
“unforgettable…. that’s what I am”
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“If I stare at Daddy with my big brown eyes long enough, maybe he won’t notice I’m using my fingers.”
“Daddy Daddy, look at my expressions, not the spagetti. Did you see i can eat it myself?”
Quick dad, get this on youtube.
“Isa never quite recovered after she was turned down by Gerber AND Johnson and Johnson…”
“The Corleone Family wants to buy me out?! No! I buy you out! You don’t buy me out!”
Spaghetti Slurping – This is How You Do It Right.
“Should I have used chopsticks?”
I REALLY need to stuff it all in before my sister nicks it all,GREEEEDY LASS
More marinara sauce please!
“Ugh…you’re going to put this on Twitter, aren’t you, Daddy? “
Ok, I ate my dinner. Can I go play now??
“Daddy!…you’re NOT using your fingers!”
Dessert…nom, nom….menu…nom, nom….please
What do you mean there’s no dessert?
“spaghetti?? Where??”
Daddy, when are we coming back? My royalties begin when?
Play-Doh has come a long way in the design of their spaghetti factories!
This is impossible! How on earth am I supposed to eat this stuff, can’t they give me that curly pasta its much easier?
“Mmmmm, braaaaiiiinnnsss!”
“Imitation of Lewis Howes eating Pad Thai”
Don’t give me that look. It’s what bibs are for.
Forks? We don’t need no stinking forks!
What do you mean, “fork”?
Got pasghetti?
Pasta? What pasta, Daddy? I didn’t see any pasta!
Kiss, Daddy?
Favorite: Quick dad, get this on youtube.
Oh, the things I do just to keep you people amused.
Can you make a spaghetti beard too?
This is going to be one unforgettable picture on Twitter
“unforgettable…. that’s what I am”
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