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"unforgettable.... that's what I am"

This is going to be one unforgettable picture on Twitter

Can you make a spaghetti beard too?

Oh, the things I do just to keep you people amused.

Favorite: Quick dad, get this on youtube.

Kiss, Daddy?

Pasta? What pasta, Daddy? I didn't see any pasta!

Got pasghetti?

What do you mean, "fork"?

Forks? We don't need no stinking forks!

Don't give me that look. It's what bibs are for.

"Imitation of Lewis Howes eating Pad Thai"

"Mmmmm, braaaaiiiinnnsss!"

This is impossible! How on earth am I supposed to eat this stuff, can't they give me that curly pasta its much easier?

Play-Doh has come a long way in the design of their spaghetti factories!

Daddy, when are we coming back? My royalties begin when?

"spaghetti?? Where??"

What do you mean there's no dessert?

Dessert...nom, nom....menu...nom, nom....please

"Daddy!...you're NOT using your fingers!"

Ok, I ate my dinner. Can I go play now??

"Ugh...you're going to put this on Twitter, aren't you, Daddy? "

More marinara sauce please!

I REALLY need to stuff it all in before my sister nicks it all,GREEEEDY LASS

"Should I have used chopsticks?"

Spaghetti Slurping - This is How You Do It Right.

"The Corleone Family wants to buy me out?! No! I buy you out! You don't buy me out!"

"Isa never quite recovered after she was turned down by Gerber AND Johnson and Johnson..."

Quick dad, get this on youtube.

"Daddy Daddy, look at my expressions, not the spagetti. Did you see i can eat it myself?"

"If I stare at Daddy with my big brown eyes long enough, maybe he won't notice I'm using my fingers."